The legend of DETHLEHEM began in the realm of GHORUSALEM many eons ago. During their journey, the warriors of DETHLEHEM have traveled through time and space to do battle against dragons, wizards, warlocks, leviathans, shape-shifters, and a shit ton of other things that needed to DIE.
Through their efforts, the party has leveled up considerably, obtaining epic and legendary loot along the way. CHECK OUT their latest video quest to get a better idea of what DETHLEHEM is all about!
Does your area suffer from troll infestations? Are you tired of orcs drinking all of your booze?* Has a dragon whisked away all of the maidens in the land?*
CHECK THE TOURING SCHEDULE to find out if DETHLEHEM will be doing battle in your area soon!
Don’t see a show in your village? CONTACT US and a messenger bird shall be sent to the warriors! Be sure to let them know all of the details of your quest!
*NOTE: Dethlehem may drink all of your booze and steal all of the maidens too.
The place to be if you are looking to level up! DETHLEHEM offers the most epic and legendary loot available in existence. You won’t find any items that will be taking up space in your inventory here.
DETHLEHEM guarantees you will get laid at some point in your life if you don their garb....probably.
Sometimes the warriors of DETHLEHEM can be hard to reach due to their constant adventuring. If you wish to have an audience with the band, please CONTACT HERE. or at firstname.lastname@example.org
We promise to deliver your message to DETHLEHEM in a timely manner....or whenever.